Okay…so I’ve been keeping up with the debates, I’ve been listening to these candidates, and…no. Horrible. All of them. Not a single one has a good domestic OR  foreign policy. All crazy talk. I submit we have a write in president…Harrison Ford as James Marshall from Air Force One!!!

I mean come on! Did you see that movie?! “GET OFF MY PLANE!” That guy was amazing! Can you see Hillary saying that? She’d be all “Blah blah blah, woman feelings.” BOOM! SHOT! Or Obama? He’d try and hide, screaming “I have a dream, too!” BOOM! SHOT! Or Romney who would just be like “My magic underwear will save me!” BOOM! SHOT! Although…he’d probably try to trade nuclear codes for his safety. Not President Ford though. He is bad @$$! But make sure it’s James Marshall from Air Force One and not like, Indiana Jones or Han Solo or someone. We couldn’t afford to have that type of risky president. He would be stealing artifacts from other world leaders and what not. Or fighting nazi aliens. Look at how quick Solo was to waste Greedo? That has international incident all over it. I don’t know, It just wouldn’t be good. 

SO, Harrison Ford as James Marshall from Air Force One in 2008! Start making bumper stickers people!

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