Well, according to Futurama, this is the year we’re supposed to get suicide booths! I can’t tell you how excited by this prospect I am…is that messed up? It’s not like I want to kill myself…but Futurama says we get it so I want it! Cos I’m delusional and live my life inside works of serial fiction! Atleast, I wish I did…sigh…
Why can’t life be just like Happy Days?
When I was a kid I kinda wanted to be mary tyler moore when I grew