So, while reading food ingredients while I’m eating…I started to notice an alarming trend. About 75% of everything I eat has corn syrup of some kind in it. A sweetener. Made from syrup. From corn? CORN!? My soda, salad dressing, and even (GASP!) my Strawberry NesQuik! My strawberry milk is sweetened by syrup made from corn!? It doesn’t even make sense to me. So today I’ve decided I’m taking a stand. No more will the Sweet Mistress Corn Syrup get past my gums. The corn growers of America’s steel grip on my life is over! Join me and rise up and fight the societal crutch that is CORN SYRUP. No more corn syrup for me!

UPDATE: All I can find to eat and drink that is corn syrup free are saltine crackers and water. Well…most water. Some of it is actually loaded with the stuff…this is going to be harder than I thought…