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I love peanut butter
Posted by Bob on Fire
Bob on Fire

April 9th, 2008

I do. I really really do. There are so many things you can put it on to enhance the pleasure of whatever food you are partaking in. Seriously, it’s all I can think about right now. I just had one of those Reese’s peanut butter eggs. Crammed full of deliciousness! I just want more. Oh oh, like peanut butter on chocolate chip cookies with milk and you let one sit in the milk for like 10 mins then ooze it into your mouth at the end. So good. Or peanut butter and fluff on like 30 tiny little crackers all pouring over the sides of each one. Or peanut butter melted onto ice cream, mixed up, and then refrozen for about 20 mins to get like a Blizzard thing from Dairy Queen going. Or just eating it straight out of one of those economy size Sam’s Club jars. Then falling asleep and waking to a dog licking your crusty peanut butter knuckles because you were trying to get all the way to the bottom you fatty fat fat. But really, who does not enjoy watching a dog try to eat peanut butter? God lord that’s funny for hours. You keep thinking he will stop any second but they just keep on licking. Hilarious.

PS. Anything but Skippy is junk. Junk I tell you, JUNK!

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8 Responses to “I love peanut butter”

  1. Will
    Will Says:

    But Skippy is made by Unilever…do you really want a company that makes SOAP making your peanut butter?

    April 9th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
  2. Saira
    Saira Says:

    i eat jiffy, and i like it.

    April 10th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
  3. Red
    Red Says:

    i am with you saira…jiffy all the wayyyy

    April 10th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
  4. Timmy
    Timmy Says:

    Jiffy? That’s like the welfare peanut butter.

    April 11th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
  5. Will
    Will Says:

    No, that’s ShopRite peanut butter…and I buy Jiffy!

    April 11th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
  6. a Says:

    #$%@ y’all. nutella is where it’s at.

    April 13th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
  7. Saira
    Saira Says:

    uh ohhh someone’s been abroad too long. come back home and appreciate the american way. and then we can all go hunting.

    sidenote: i had nutella that expired 5 years ago in my cupboard.. i just moved here 9 months ago!

    April 13th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
  8. Chuck Says:

    nutella is a nice change of pace once a decade or so. otherwise, it is poison on the scale of cough syrup. also, i thought it was jif peanut butter. what is jiffy besides where i get my oil changed?

    April 14th, 2008 at 1:45 pm

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