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My Battle with Corn Syrup…Day 9?
Posted by Johnny the Urban Land Pirate
Johnny the Urban Land Pirate

April 9th, 2008

So I had gone a week without eating or drinking anything with corn syrup in it. And then, there I was…eating a cheese sandwich…and it hit me…I wanted a Coke. Never had it hit me so hard…not on the hottest summer days, or with the hottest slices of pizza. I wanted a Coke.

So I had a Coke. And you know what? It was @#$%ing delicious! Don’t #$%@ing judge me!

Tomorrow: My Battle with Corn Syrup attempt #2.

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3 Responses to “My Battle with Corn Syrup…Day 9?”

  1. a Says:

    you need help, serious, professional help. you’re an addict. I think you need an intervention.

    April 9th, 2008 at 4:49 am
  2. Chuck Says:

    So do we call that a corn syrup edge break?

    You may have noticed as you ate less sugar that you felt irritable. That is because in our blood the yeast candida lives off of the sugars and alcohol that we ingest. When you stop eating refined sugar, the candida dies off in about a weeks time but it can make you irritable and give you head aches as your body adjusts to a lower blood sugar.

    April 9th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
  3. Will
    Will Says:

    Damn Chuck…you’re all Mr. Science up in this Laughing Boy piece.

    April 9th, 2008 at 7:32 pm

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