A new study came out that says obese people are 3rd behind race and age as most common reasons to feel prejudice against. First off, lets point out that this study was all based on people’s feelings of themselves. So basically it’s a bunch of whinny cry babies. I understand there are a handful of people out there that have “glandular problems,” but that still doesn’t mean you can’t be fit. These people are the reason kids can’t play tag in school anymore. Because some fat kid might get tagged out and cry home to his fat mom over a nice healthy McDonald’s dinner. Then mommy goes and finds some politician who wants the “fat vote” and BAM! we have another crazy law. Don’t believe me? This was the last line of the article: “If rates of weight discrimination are indeed on the rise, say the authors, then it’s up to society to mandate legal protections for those who are overweight, just as laws protect people from discrimination by race, gender, disability and age.”

LEGAL PROTECTION?!?! Are you people insane?! How about you people start taking the stairs instead of always using the elevators to go outside and smoke your cigarettes. When is this craziness gonna stop? Maybe you obese people would feel better about yourselves if you were able to fit into one airplane seat and not spill over into mine. But I’m sorry, that must be my fault for making you so sad. I apologize and won’t make you pay for 2 seats even though I can’t use half of mine because of your double elbow crushing my hip.

Now just wait before you go calling me a hateful person and I’m the reason that people need those laws. I have many friends or family members that are overweight and I have no problem with their weight problem. I down right love ‘em. I only become enraged when you start to cry about it and blame others for it. Take some responsibility in your life and don’t make politicians pass a law so fat people can’t sue restaurants for their obesity. And don’t come and shove a big old spoonful of PC poop in my mouth. Because then you get the Angry Mike.

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