How am I doing?Posted by Bob on Fire 
April 16th, 2008
Do you really want to know? Or are you just expecting a generic positive response hoping we can go past each other and continue with our own lives? Well to bad. You know why? Because I’m not doing so well. And it’s all because I hate ex-boyfriends. I realize they are are part of most girls’ histories and their lives. I know, I get it. But excuuuuuse me! It’s pretty hard when one of them keeps popping up and trying to still be in my girls life. Tess should know this is not cool. He is fully invading on my turf. I don’t mean I own her of course; I am just like renting her you could call it. No no, that makes her sound like a prostitute. Leasing maybe……..? blah. Way off topic. I just don’t see why I have to tell her it’s wrong. Really though, what the hell? Random text messages at all hours of the night like every 2 weeks. Or things like still sending cards to her, or birthday presents to her work, or showing up at her folks house to talk to her parents. It’s been like a year and a half since she dumped him. She doesn’t want to be with you anymore. At least I hope not. I’m going to have to say something to her about all this. Really lay it all out on how I feel. Errr, maybe just a text message though. Or an email…….. Naaaa, maybe just a post-it note on her computer screen with a frowny face on it. Something to just break the ice until I can get to her later. Yeah that should do it.
Man, Ex-boyfriends are like a bad rash. You know its there but usually you can ignore it and go about your life happy. That is until it keeps flaming up and getting ungodly itchy outta no where. All burning and itching, and you just keep scratching and scratching at it. It’s horrible and all you want it to do is fade away. Just fade away.