Manufactured RainbowPosted by Herkimer 
May 28th, 2008
So the other day I saw the most amazing rainbow ever. Seriously crazy. It was easily 5 times wider than any one I’ve ever seen with such defined colors. Not only that but it was 100% full and I could see the arch go from ground to ground on both sides. Straight outta Lucky Charms or something. So as I was driving and taking pictures at what a wonderful spectacle of nature I was witnessing, I noticed where the one side of the rainbow was coming from. Right there in the distance you see a Walmart/ Sam’s club. It all makes sense now. Walmart is making rainbows. They are making and selling better rainbows than GOD! I’m pretty sure it’s official that Walmart is now evil. They have taken on God and are winning.