So today on my way to work I saw a person jogging. I thought it was strange because he was in the road and not on the sidewalk. And he kept looking behind himself as not to get hit by a car. I naturally think why doesn’t he just get onto the sidewalk. That thought quickly vanishes as he comes closer and I see he is not wearing a jogging suit but a 3 button down polo looking shirt, khaki shorts and in now way jogging shoes. As he comes closer I begin to cross his path and make eye contact. I politely say good morning, with which he responsed with a, “IT’S HUMID!” in a super dehydrated voice with arms flopping all around at his sides. And he continues on down the road looking back for cars.
Now that I think about it. I’m pretty sure he wasn’t a jogger at all. If anybody hears of any murders that happened today let me know. I might have seen him.
