I was in Baltimore this past 4th of the July and it was pi-rrific! That’s terrific and pirate, not pie and terrific. Although that can be also true. But in this case we will stick to the pirate. Any who, I had the time of my life. We went on an actual pirate ship that fired real cannons! Sure it had huge family promo banners and not a skull and cross bones flag. And sure the cannons weren’t real. But it was either that or the Duck tour. I made my best pirate decision.
We also stormed Fort McHenry and battled ye tour guides and took all the pressed pennies we could. Which was three because that was all they had and I found a fourth on the ground. I bet it was some little kids and I robbed him of ever finding it. Wahahah!
We ended the night of pillaging with the hijacking of a ship because we needed rum and front row seats for the fireworks bonanza. The fireworks were so close we were covered in debris! Oh and by hijack of course I mean we were invited on our friend’s parents’ yacht. BUT WE DRANK THEIR RUM!!! (Mike’s hard lemonade…….) YAR!!!
hahah! i thought pirate first, but i prefer to read it as pie and terrific.