#772: Aww…and everything’s okay as long as no one acknowledges that Mike is negligent. And why isn’t he mad at God for making this all happen anyway!?
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Panel 1
Mike: “Oh Lord, why did you take my dog? I swear I’ll be less angry if I can see him again...”
Johnny: “Guess who we found!”
Panel 2
Mike: “Arf! Baby!”
Arf: “Arf!”
Herkimer: “(Baby?)”
Johnny: “He must have slipped his collar and that homeless guy Patches found him.”
Panel 3
Mike: “No good BUM!”
Herkimer: “This is less angry?”
Mike: “Oh Lord, why did you take my dog? I swear I’ll be less angry if I can see him again...”
Johnny: “Guess who we found!”
Panel 2
Mike: “Arf! Baby!”
Arf: “Arf!”
Herkimer: “(Baby?)”
Johnny: “He must have slipped his collar and that homeless guy Patches found him.”
Panel 3
Mike: “No good BUM!”
Herkimer: “This is less angry?”

I hate God!
That’s cool.